Sorry Yall

Okay, so I sincerely apologize with all the delays.  I’ve been out here in Knoxville, TN/Kansas City, MO trying to step my game up.   Becoming a better man, leading a team, and being a life/academic/career mentor for babies.  In order to do so, you have to prioritize, and the currently free blog requires free time.  I will definitely do my darnedest to post, and certainly be trying to improve continuity and a better theme for the blog.  SO, expect a lot of changes, and hopefully more readers/comments in the next few months.  It’s my goal (if God’s will) to up my readers by another 150 people.  If it happens, I’ll buy a domain… Seriously.

With love,

JW

For your viewing pleasure.

I love sports…  One of the reasons I have shied away from doing sports stuff is because a good friend Mr. Terrel McCoy is the resident sports bloke.  Please follow him: http://www.twitter.com/prideoflor and also read his blog http://polrexpress.blogspot.com/.  Follow him now, because he will be going Hollywood soon enough lol.  I actually feel a little bad promoting, considering he hates the best player to ever wear the purple and gold, and easily one of the best to ever play the game of basketball…  Kobe Bryant.

However, that’s not the greatness we’re here to talk about.  This is a special entry about WORLD CUP 2010!!!

I love and hate that this thing only pops up every four years.  The years in between are cool, you still have UEFA and MLS.  You still have friendlies and qualifiers…  There is just nothing like staying up late, cheering with hooligans, and singing to soccer songs (even if you don’t really know the lyrics).

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Ahhhh…  Those cats sure know how to get down with the get down.  It’s not a party till they break out the crowd dispersing water cannons and tactical swat submission weapons.

No squidworth?  Well you’re missin out bucko.  Back to business, I’m excited about Ol Glory facing off against Union Jack this summer.  The US of A has a relatively easy group, but a sucky opener vs. Jolly ol’ England which likely means immediate death for us.

Wait a minute, after further observation of that loin cloth.  I feel like I should remove this pic.  It seems distasteful…. Since it’s up though, I wonder how much Arnold had to negotiate for having CGI implanted into his bikini region for the making of Conan the Barbarian?  This is just weird…  Moving on.

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH. USA USA USA

JW

I never would have thought…

We actually found a bloke, who may be worse than Palin…

Even Cat woman isn’t too sure if that was a true statement.  However, here he is!!!

RAND PAUL LADIES AND GENTS!

This fine specimen made comments that eluded to his slight skepticism of the voting rights act of 1964, and now continues his parade of verbal faux pas, and takes them on tour with his defense of big mining and big oil…  He does this by rebutting the Obama administrations claims that somehow, the companies responsible for the safety of the employees isn’t really their responsibility. His argument you ask?  Accidents. sometimes. just. happen…

Spitzers wife doesn’t seem to agree… I don’t think you should either.

In either case, here’s the link for you to read his crap… Er.. Words for himself.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/22/us/politics/22paul.html

If we ever had a reason.

So gas…  We all use it, and this guy is gonna make sure of it!!!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/15/AR2010051500618.html?hpid%3Dtopnews&sub=AR

It’s absolutely nuts to me, that we still haven’t driven home not only the use of alternative fuels, but also human power.  Come on guys, America can’t afford to hop on some bikes and head to work?

The beat is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

This oil spill is so nuts, that offshore drilling shouldn’t even be coming into  consideration.  Honestly, I believe in providing jobs and searching out things to keep us running here in Amurrica.  However, can something give?  If we can pull fuel from algae, I’m sure the miiiillllllions of us can find intuitive ways of keeping this place trucking without big tycoons profiteering off of near dead technology.  Lets RE-UP AMURRICA!!!

WHOOT WHOOT!!!

Now that school’s out!

Lemme just salute the 2010 Grads.  It’s been a long time, and I know you’re glad it’s over.  NOW BREAK OUT THE SHOTKEYS AND PO OUT THE JACK!!!

Okay, if you insist, but only in moderation.  No really, I’m extremely excited that school is out, and the fun filled adventures of undergraduate life are finally over.  I really now have more incentive to write, I’m still geeked about providing colorful commentary on politics without over-saturating your politico-senses.  However, I am here to have you question my grammar with all the hyphens.  Although, if you do, something may happen.

I’m not even really sure what that means…  Honestly.  I really don’t.  Whatever it is, it just can’t be good.  However, in the interest of keeping this joint respectable and classy as I possibly can.  I have to hit you with some type of information worth reading.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/12/AR2010051202337.html

This story is awesome, it’s about a grad who wore his great grandma’s gown in 1910!!!  READ IT!!!  CAUSE AINT TO MUCH MER FEEL GOOD CRYAP COMIN FROM THIS BLOG YE HEAR?!?!?!?

I Love you.

JW

This just in… SEC was googling butt, while our money went down the drain.

Listen, that fella isn’t updating his ESPN fantasy league…  I’ll tell you that much.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/sec-pornography-employees-spent-hours-surfing-porn-sites/story?id=10452544

Liiiiiiiissssssttttteeeennnn, I really have no problem with what grown folks do in the privacy of their own home…

Definitely not my job, cause I certainly would hate to be exposed for all the Godless behavior I’ve exhibited at different points in my life.  However, I do take an issue with employees at the SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION LOOKIN UP BUTT WHILE WE’RE ALL STRUGGLING FINANCIALLY!!!  OHHH THE HUMANITY.

Okay, back to life… Back to reality…  One dude got blocked by the server 16,000 times…

That kid is not feelin it, and I aint either…  16,000!!!???!!!  That dude was trying to start a shop, not get a fix.

In these very fragmented times, I’m going to need the fine folks in Washington (and all their cohorts across the nation) to get it together.  It’s like cramming before a test, except instead of getting a failing grade, people’s livelihoods suffer.  I really don’t need for anyone to be giving these crazy tea party nuts any more ammunition (pun intended).

JW Dealmaker.

Hater nation

So blogging in many ways is  an opportunity to hate for tech savvy sophisticates, pseudo intellectuals, and anyone who can figure out how to put letters together and combine words that do, or do not make sense.

He made this…  This was funny to him.  It is funny to me too.  If only that hair was real…  Sigh.

However today, I want to take some time to show another random list of things I love.  For the sheer sake of appreciation and loyalty to what is right in my little world of J Dubb.

10.  The Lakeshow

I love that you hate them even more!!! Muahahahahahahaha

9. Hip Hop in it’s purest form

Although I’m not big on everything that’s out, it’s still a huge part of good times with JDubya…  Could you imagine this guy like… Breakdancing?

This may be one of the flyest presidential pics.  Sorry guys, and you already know what would happen if Obama did the same.  Bottom line, that cat’s gold is legendary.

8. Reading

BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!

7. Hangin with the homies

Listen… Let me level with you, I did like 30 different searches to find a funny picture.  I found so much porn along theway that I eventually gave up, and I am currently reevaluating, after seeing some of the things that popped up if hanging with anyone is really ideal.  Dear God.  I am going to pray now.

6. Prayer

Mainly because I like to commune with the Good Lawd, but also because of what I endured in search of number 7…  Wowsers, I didn’t even know people could bend in that direction.

5. Home cookin

It’s only an apple, but the chef’s hat and… Whatever… You’re not classy anyway.

4.

WUKKA WUKKA WUKKA

3. Graduation

Faiiiiir Easssstisiiiiiiide…  Let me tell you, if that angry black man told me to graduate, I’d end up a Rhodes Scholar.

“Joe Clark: They used to call me Crazy Joe. Well now they can call me Batman!”  YOWZA

2. Writing

I promise I will be the author of a book one day.  Watch out… (This is Richard Wright btw).

1.  Sweet Baby Jesus

DASSSSSS RAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIHT!!!!!!!!  SWEET BLACK BABY JESUS BACK IN THE BUILDING!!!

YEAH BUDDY!!!!  I can keep Black Jesus going for years, if people continue to draw Him, I will continue to find a way to post Him.  BAAAM, IN YO FACE HATERS.

Welp, this concludes random day.  With love,

JW Dilla